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Monthly Archives: July 2011
Movie Review No.44: Alice (Neco Z Alenky)
Love that image. It tells you just how different and interpretation of Alice In Wonderland this film will be by being very coarse and strict in it’s framing whilst also being recognisable, in a corner of your mind sense, as being Alice In Wonderland. We all know about the “eat me, drink me” scene in Alice In Wonderland so when you see a small girl peering dwarfing a tiny door like that you subconsciously know what you are looking at. This is not the trip down the rabbit hole you’d expect though. I pity the mother who buys this for a child expecting a Disney style film. This film is about so much more…
Movie Review No.43: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2
It’s finally here! Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2! The last Harry Potter film I ever have to write a review for. I’m not saying I dislike the series, some of the films (including this one) are actually pretty enjoyable. I’m just glad that after watching and reviewing 8 similar films in a row I will be able to leave this behind me now. I’m gonna go all arthouse on you guys after this I promise. Anyway, It’s Potter time!
Trailer Park Thursday: Everyone Dies Edition
Been a busy week for movie trailers. Already posted the new Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows trailer and George C Scott viewing the trailer for Jack And Jill. Luckily I’ve still got a few spare for today. We have confusingly title The Thing, confusing because it’s a prequel to the 1982 John Carpenter film of the same name. Then I’ll follow that up with John Carter (Formerly Of Mars), Contagion, a new Tintin trailer, Final Destination 5 and, as always, something retro. Click the jump yo.
George C Scott Watches The Trailer for Jack And Jill
Look at him. He doesn’t have a clue what’s about to hit him. Poor guy’s all like “bring it on bitch”. I was gonna put this trailer in tomorrow’s Trailer Park Thursday post but then I saw this video of George C Scott watching the trailer. This is a way better way of presenting what I feel about this trailer than any words I could type would. Click the jump to see the video.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows Trailer!!!
I quite liked the Sherlock Holmes film. It’s the first Guy Ritchie film that didn’t annoy me from start to finish. Odd seeing as it does contain a lot of his trademarks. Anyway, contained within this post is the trailer for the sequel, known as A Game Of Shadows, due for release this December. Click the jump to see it.
Movie Review No.42: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 1
Almost there folks. We’re at the penultimate part of the Harry Potter saga. Battle lines have been drawn and Voldemort is ready to kick some serious wizardly arse. Harry knows about the Horcruxes and is intent on finding and destroying them all so he can defeat The Dark Lord. What could possibly stand in his way?… other than the forces of evil of course.
Movie Review No.41: Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince
It’s Harry Potter part 6 time! Here’s the one I actually knew stuff about before hand because I was fortunate enough to work on the game that was based on this film. The game was dull, uninspired and prone to a hell of a lot of fetch quests. Is the film at all like that? Nearly, but not quite. It certainly has a lot less fetch quests in it. On with the review.
Movie Review No.40: Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
What’s this? Two Harry Potter movie reviews in one day? Have I gone mad? Can I ask four questions in a row? The answer to all those questions is “yes”. Even the first one. See I had time to kill and I figured if I can review another Potter film today I’ll be able to get a day off from the series on Wednesday. I can’t pass that up. So here we are at The Ord4er Of The Phoenix. It’s time for battle lines to be drawn, for truths to be uncovered, and most importantly, for Luna Lovegood to finally show up.
Movie Review No.39: Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire
We’re at the fourth installment of the Harry Potter films now and as is the rule in all storytelling sagas made by people who once saw Empire Strikes Back the middle part is the dark part. Goblet Of Fire is this series’ Empire Strikes Back. It’s the point where the Snitch hits the fan and the Voldemort’s evil plans start to truly come into being. Hopefully that’s not spoiling too much. If you don’t want to be spoiled though read with caution! I have a gripe with this film that will require major spoilers for the ending. I’ll save that paragraph until as late as possible though. If you aren’t scared of spoilers then click the jump to read on.
Did you like my “Snitch hits the fan” line? Literally just came to me right there.
The Film Dump 