What’s with the title for this weeks Trailer Park? Basically I had a risky joke about children that I was gonna use but chickened out at the last minute. Why a joke about children? Because this weeks Trailer Park is devoted to kids movies! Also there aren’t many films about Steve Jobs coming out… Yet. Anyway, this week we have trailers for Happy Feet Two (Yes it is spelt like that), Puss In Boots, Alvin & The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked and a retro trailer for one of the greatest of all Disney films. Click the link yo!
First up is Happy Feet Two which is the sequel to some documentary narrated by Morgan Freeman or something. Apparently it’s about dancing Penguins which sound pretty damn stupid. All joking aside I’ve heard the first film is actually pretty enjoyable, I’ve just never seen it. This trailer looks terrible though. Almost to the point where I think it may be a parody.
Next up is Puss In Boots. I’ll admit with some level of shame that this trailer got at least 2 chuckles from me. I wouldn’t say they were outright laughs, certainly not guffaws, but definitely chuckles. Maybe they were chortles. Anyway, watch this.
Alvin & The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked. Ugh. I hope you can sleep well at night Jason Lee.
Oh look it’s a Lady Gaga song… gawd.
How to recover from watching that turgid piece of crap? Why with the Lion King of course. Recently re-released in the cinemas (In 3D of course. Thanks for that capitalism!) The Lion King is finally returning to store shelves in November here in the UK. personally i can’t wait because I’m really looking forward to moving all answers to questions about where is The Lion King in the HMV I work at to questions asking where The Little Mermaid is. God damn you Disney and your stupid staggered release schedule.
Coming up on The Film Dump is Satoshi Kon’s Paprika and eventually Urotsukidoji: Legend Of The Demon Womb. Pretty sure I’ve been promising that for about 3 years now.